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rewind the fucking videotape

from rewind the fucking videotape by bill radovich

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i woke up and drove to hollywood video
i wanted to rent a couple of videotapes and i had to return some anyways
i rewound the tape real quick because i didn’t want to be charged the dollar fifty fee again
i went with “the evil dead” directed by sam raimi and “videodrome” directed by david cronenberg
afterwards i swung by media play
i wanted to get the criterion collection of the 1933 film “king kong”
i read that there was an isolated audio track that acted as an essay that a film historian had recorded

i have a pretty sexy vhs collection
i like videotapes, but this new laserdisc technology is pretty awesome
i’m glad my mom could afford to get me one for my birthday
i hit the 710 freeway and decided to drive back home in my mom’s minivan
it’s not the best car in the world, but i suppose beggars can’t be choosers

(all i’ve undergone i will keep on)

i had to finish my term paper on caligula since the weekend was almost over
i opened up my microsoft word document on my desktop and tossed back a few zimas
and i opened america online and pressed connect
i had do some last minute research, so
i went to the compton’s interactive encyclopedia website
i finished up and popped a three-and-a-half-inch floppy disk into the drive
my mother had picked up a pack for me at circuit city
i told her they were for my term papers, which was half-true
i hope she doesn’t find all the pornographic JPEGs i saved on them
she’s started to get kinda computer-savvy lately

my mom pounded on the door and told me to get offline so she could use the phone
i instant messaged sharla, and said “gotta go my mom’s bein a bitch, lol”
and i disconnected

fuck
(frustrated sigh)
i didn’t have any printer ink left
i knew i would have to be a few minutes early to school tomorrow to print it out, so
i drank one last zima, jerked off and slowly fell asleep to paula cole’s ugly voice on the radio
conan o’brien was about to come on

(hey goddammit)

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from rewind the fucking videotape, released January 26, 2016

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bill radovich Rockford, Illinois

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